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How does Santa like his pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp and even.

Why is Santa's sack always full?

Cos he only comes once a year.

I'm getting my wife an artificial leg this year. It's not her main present - it's just a stocking filler.

One of my friends came home drunk from the pub and started eating the decorations off his tree. He felt so bad afterwards he went to the doctor. He was diagnosed with a bad case of Tinselitis.

Merry Christmas everyone and all the best for the New Year :)

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