Off Topic/Random Disclosure

[Mr Morse]

So, thirteen years after the last SR-71 was retired, how come they managed to land one on that carrier in New York?

[Adie]

Its either early in the morning or late at night

[whiteman]

stella time again, wheres whiteman?!

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:D I am here john ...........

been on the stella as we are looking for a new house, it is doing my head in ..

If any one in the area call round as I am home alone this weekend and the STELLA will be flowing.

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got the in-laws here this weekend, not all bad tho, on my 6th stella already :duh: it will soon be time for the crazy polish vodka!

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not bad, I have tried some new beer. it is called Breda. made in holland and it is not bad, it does the job and the bottles are 66cl. Then the old apple schnapps came out .

[MrADeveci]

Matt,

What times did the monster do on the 1/4 mile ?

Or did you not do it ?

[Monster-Mat]

didnt do 1/4 mile at GT if thats what you mean.....there was no 1/4 mile only 0-60

the 0-60 was cancelled, due to the weather.

when i did the 1/4 mile at Rotorstock it did a 13.something.....that was rolling of the start

[MrADeveci]

Ahh ... I see ... hows the diff now? does it feel better ... ? :duh:

[Monster-Mat]

Ahh ... I see ... hows the diff now? does it feel better ... ?  :duh:

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mUCH BETTER............can leave black lines everywhere now :D

[MrADeveci]

lol ........ cool having more fun then ! :D

[Monster-Mat]

lol ........ cool having more fun then !  :D

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only on private tracks

[marcus]

lol ........ cool having more fun then !  :D

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only on private tracks

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dont give us that :P :winky:

[Mr Morse]

Very sad programme on ITV just now, sad pond life from Derby on their hols to Tenerife.....

[MrADeveci]

Very sad programme on ITV just now, sad pond life from Derby on their hols to Tenerife.....

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But you are watching it ?

[Mr Morse]

Just got me some kit for JAE lined up, courtest FleaBay:

Down-filled sleeping bags X 2 @ £34.99 :D

Self inflating sleeping mats X 2 @ £10.95 :D

Already bought a tent, last year's model VauDe @ 60% discount :D

Bargain!

Now I just need to consume enough Brain Damage & smoke enough skunk to be daft enough to get inside the bloody thing

[Adie]

Now I just need to consume enough Brain Damage & smoke enough skunk to be daft enough to get inside the bloody thing     

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By the sounds of that you'll be passing out before you get in the tent

[Mr Morse]

That's the idea Bro! :D

[Adie]

That's the idea Bro!  :D

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Think i'll join you then. :D Then i can forget about finding a hotel :P

[Mr Morse]

That's the idea Bro!  :D

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Think i'll join you then. :D Then i can forget about finding a hotel :P

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I'll have to ask permission from my Old lady, she might want to watch

[Adie]

That's the idea Bro!  :D

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Think i'll join you then. :D Then i can forget about finding a hotel :P

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I'll have to ask permission from my Old lady, she might want to watch

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Was referring to a friendly drink and smoke.....

[Mr Morse]

Most certainly, I will be coming with a case of Carlsberg's finest, plus whatever herbal tobacco I can find :D

[Mr Morse]

Bollox, anal

I'm, ******

sleep well

[MrADeveci]

Why is people always tend to sprint the first few steps when crossing the road ....... then start jogging ... and pace it down to a walk ? :duh:

[MrADeveci]

My sofas arrive on Tuesday ! ................... :D

[Mr Morse]

My sofas arrive on Tuesday ! ...................  :D

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So what have you been sitting on?

Or just butt nekked cross legged on the floor scratching yer nuts :duh:

[MrADeveci]

No where mate ......... I been waiting for my sofas for 3 months from DFS !!!!

[Mr Morse]

Here's a goody - Boobs Butt or Sholder

Boobs Butt or Shoulder game

18/30 was my score :o