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Why You Never Question A Drunk!


Zee007
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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected :

A carton of orange juice

A 4 pint bottle of semi-skimmed milk

A box of eggs

A head of Romaine lettuce

A 2lb can of coffee

and 1lb of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated,

"You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by

the derelicts intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly"

:rolleyes:

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