Joke

[Lex-aholic]

One evening Wayne went over to his friend Joe's house to play

cards with some friends.

Wayne sat directly across from Joe's wife. Wayne dropped a card on the floor

and bent down to pick it up.

As he was getting up, he looked across the table & saw that

Joe's wife had her legs open and no panties on.

He then sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink of water.

To his surprise Joe's wife had followed him into the kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?"

Wayne said "Yes I did." She said, "Well you can get more than that but it will cost you $500."

So Wayne thought about this financial situation and said "O.K."

She said "come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Joe will be at work then."

Wayne said, "I'll see you then."

The next day, Wayne came over, they had s*x, he paid her, then he left.

Later, Joe came home and asked, "Has Wayne been over here today?" She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he did."

Joe said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave it with you."

NOW THAT'S A TRUE PLAYA!!! :D