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Wifey Needs New Outfit


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Right, we have a couple of do's coming up, so wifey wants a new outfit. Off we jolly well go and finally find a dress she likes,Great can I have a coffee and a sticky bun now please? :crying:

No, got to find shoes to match new dress, find them,(expensive), can I have a coffee and sticky bun now Pleeease. :crybaby:

No, need a new coat to go with new dress and new shoes, so off we go again,I'm bl**dy dying of thirst,hungry,and my back is aching. :yawn:

Hooray, find a coat, Very nice one too.Can I have a coffee and a sticky bun now pllleeeeaas. No, now need underwear to match the new dress,new shoes and new coat, As if any one would notice her underwear,after much searching, finally find underwear that not only is the right size,but the right colour. Can we go for a coffee and sticky bun now pretty pleeeaaase.Yes, but now I am hungrier and instead have a ploughmans. :D

After buying all that for wifey, I don't think we can afford to go these do's :D

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