Locked Keys In Boot

[Monster-Mat]

a 12lb frozen turkey.....and stuffing

[Jimmy Ten Toes]

alphabites!

[JOHNNY-BOY]

Smily faces :D

[Monster-Mat]

a jar of Pataks vindaloo paste

[Jimmy Ten Toes]

a butternut squash?

[Steve]

packet of tampons... maxi size!

[Monster-Mat]

a twin pack box of croutons

[Jimmy Ten Toes]

Toilet Duck

[DaveEllen]

french stick ?????

[Steve]

slippery kipper... has to be ultra smoked!

[Monster-Mat]

2 new pillar slips with matching sheets?

[Steve]

the charity collector outside or if near christmas the festive brass band outside!

[Monster-Mat]

a tray of free pieces of a new pork pie....for you to sample

[Steve]

ok... its really like this

Feed inside the lock some minty dental floss (must be minty)

you then get some Tescos barbeque fluid and dowse the floss with the fluid.. you then but some tescos matches from the tabocconists and light the floss .. stand back and watch the lock pop open!

voila

[Monster-Mat]

i think your talkin crap steve..................

he used a ham & salami pizza

[Steve]

i reckon he bought a packet of Mat dots

i bought some earlier.. here they are

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i got quite a few in my packet! I see you have quite a few mat!

[Monster-Mat]

well if he did indeed use mat dots....he wont have got them from a supermarket like he said............

[Steve]

well Mr tesco loved the idea of your dots.. so he started selling them... have you not seen them yet?

[Monster-Mat]

sorry steve not seen them.........however Rob is in switzerland,so i doubt he would have been shopping at Tesco

TESCO = T.E STOCKWELL & CO

[TRD328]

ansell lubricant

[javadude]

OK Here goes - my suggestions:

monKey nuts?

Heineken opens the locks that other....

Mr Muscle Un-locking Spray

[DaveEllen]

tube of anusol ?

[Monster-Mat]

a family pack of walkers crisps

[Steve]

mats birthday balloon!

[Monster-Mat]

an airfix model........................

where are airfix now....hmmmmmm