The $500 Mistake..

[Lex-aholic]

A woman was walking down the  street when she was approached by a man.

The man said, " I want to  have s*x with you right now! I'll drop 500  dollars on the ground at your  feet and in the time it takes for you to  pick it up I will take you from  behind and be on my way!"

The woman thought it over  and told the man to wait a minute. She

called  her girlfriend on her cell  phone and told her about the man's

proposition. Her girlfriend said "  Agree to it and when he drops

the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can  pick it up and run before he

gets  his pants down. Call me back and tell  me what happened."

An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. 

"What   happened?" the girlfriend asked.

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The lady said, "The b@"%^*d had $500 in 20 cent pieces!!!"

[Steve]

LOL nice one