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A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner, during the

course of the meal, his mother couldnt help but notice how

handsome Paul's flatmate was. She had long been suspicious of a

relationship between the two, and this only made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she

started to wonder if there was more between Paul and his flatmate

than met the eye. Reading his mums thoughts, Paul volunteered,

"I know what you must be thinking, but i assure you, Simon & I are

just flatmates".

About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your

mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan,

you don't supposeshe took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but i will

email her just to be sure" said Paul. So he sat down and wrote:

DEAR MOTHER,

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY

HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT

THE FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR

DINNER.

LOVE PAUL

Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother which

read:

DEAR SON,

I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT

SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS

THAT IF HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE

FRYING PAN BY NOW.

LOVE MUM

Lesson of the day, NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER (SHE ALWAYS, ALWAYS

FINDS OUT)

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I'm yet to see you post a topic ........... relevant to Lexus !!! :o :winky:

Thinking about it ScarFace I'm sure I posted something here about 13 months ago relevant to Lexus. It was when I wanted to know what to look out for when purchasing your first IS200... :winky:

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I'm yet to see you post a topic ........... relevant to Lexus !!! :o :winky:

Thinking about it ScarFace I'm sure I posted something here about 13 months ago relevant to Lexus. It was when I wanted to know what to look out for when purchasing your first IS200... :winky:

....... and that was probably your first and last! :lol:

http://www.lexusownersclub.co.uk/forum/ind...ult_type=topics

;)

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I'm yet to see you post a topic ........... relevant to Lexus !!! :o :winky:

Thinking about it ScarFace I'm sure I posted something here about 13 months ago relevant to Lexus. It was when I wanted to know what to look out for when purchasing your first IS200... :winky:

....... and that was probably your first and last! :lol:

http://www.lexusownersclub.co.uk/forum/ind...ult_type=topics

;)

OMG - Feb 2005 is about the last time you had a serious Lexus question from me ! :huh:

Note to self : must think of more Lexus questions, even if nothing IS wrong :lol:

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