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They always ask at the doctor's office why you are

there and you say in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it's

embarrassing.

There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you

tell her what is wrong with you in a room full of other patients. I

know most of us have experienced this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded Doctor's Waiting Room. As

he approached the desk, the Receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you

seeing the Doctor for today?"

"There's something wrong with my d*ck," he replied.

The Receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into

a crowded Doctor's Room and say things like that."

"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

The Receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment

in this room full of people. You should have said there is something

wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem

further with the Doctor in private."

The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people things in a room full of

others, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

"There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken

her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?"

"I can't p!ss out of it," the man replied.

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