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I am ok!

I can smoke, drink and have s*x with prostitutes.. i can even swear and go out stealing cars! because i can buy one of these!

http://www.ticket2heaven.com/

:lol::lol:

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yeah.. i was wondering if i could have both for xmas! :shifty:

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where do you all find this crap............. :eerrrmm:

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yeah.. i was wondering if i could have both for xmas! :shifty:

get you ticket to heaven - then send it to me dumbdumb

I wad it up - post it back - is art

you pay me $15

is art

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I have to admit something here!

i bought 10 acres of the moon from moonestates.com

some good documentation with deeds! looks good

But you never know! :alien:

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I have to admit something here!

i bought 10 acres of the moon from moonestates.com

some good documentation with deeds! looks good

But you never know! :alien:

errrr - whilst that is pretty cool, I am practically certain you didn't buy it.

pretty certain that moonestates.com do not own the moon.

;)

still sounds cool - can you scan the certificate?

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well i know it sounds silly... but they have a section of the site whre you can listen to the main guy explaining how it is done!

was cheap at the time... so i got it... would look good framed

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Do you think they would offer the ticket 2 heaven at discounted price for Goldmembers?

Or a discounted price for 'group' purchase?

You can leave me out of it! :D

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Hey Steve you sound like the kind of guy that would buy a plot on mars - I've just one left - yours for a paltry £3000.

mmm...supercharger..... :lol:

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Hey Steve you sound like the kind of guy that would buy a plot on mars - I've just one left - yours for a paltry £3000.

mmm...supercharger..... :lol:

don't fall for that steve- he's just after your money mate!

now if you'd like to just follow me, we can discuss an excellent deal I can get you on London Bridge

:shifty:

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You guys crack me up. but how many years have you been paying car insurance without ever using it?

Now who'se the dummy!??

Loz

ps. yes I do insure my cars. just making a funny before the gamekeepers go off on one... :nugget:

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