Next Time You Have A Bad Day At Work,

[Robin H]

(copied from another forum I visit)

>>

>>Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Mayo

>>(IRELAND).

>>

>>He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an

>>email he sent to his sister. She then sent it to RnaG (Irish radio

>>station) in Galway, who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest.

>>Needless to say, she won.

>>

>>Hi,

>>

>>Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a

>>bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work,

>>so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's

>>not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first

>>must bore you with a few technicalities of my job.

>>

>>As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to

>>the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool.

>>So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial

>>water heater. This 20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the

>>sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to

>>the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose Now this

>>sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no

>>complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is

>>take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my

>>whole suit with warm water.

>>It's like working in a Jacuzzi.

>>

>>Everything was going well until all of sudden, my arse started to itch.

>>So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few

>>seconds my arse started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but

>>the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot

>>water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now,

>>since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick

to

>>it. However, the crack of my arse was not as fortunate. When I scratched

>>what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into

>>the crack of my arse. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over

>>the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he,

>>along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically.

>>

>>Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three

>>agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes

>>before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression.

>>When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass

>>helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter

>>running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it

>>on my arse as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out,

>>but I couldn't crap for two days because my ****** was swollen shut.

>>So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much

>>worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your backside.

>>

>>Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job."

[Rob's Lexx]

brilliant!!!

good job he didn't shove the hose down the front :o

[craig7022]

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