The Things Commentators Say

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MICHAEL Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer for

warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked: "They seem cold out

there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

KEN Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson

lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny,

other weeks he prefers to do it by himself."

MIKE Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry

jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets."

jack Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World

Superbike racing: "Colin had a hard on in practice earlier, and I bet he

wished he had a hard on now."

Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on This

Morning: "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last

night."

WINNING Post's Stewart Machin commentating on jockey Tony McCoy's formidable

lead: "Tony has a quick look between his legs and likes what he sees."

ROSS King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond: "Well Phil,

tell us about your amazing third leg."

CRICKETER Neil Fairbrother hit a single during a Durham v Lancashire match,

inspiring Bobby Simpson to observe: "With his lovely soft hands he just

tossed it off."

CLAIR Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's

nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this."

JAMES Allen interviewing Ralf Schumacher at a Grand Prix, asked: "What does

it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"

STEVE Ryder covering the US Masters: "Ballesteros felt much better today

after a 69."

THE new stand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's breath away...

"My word," he said. "Look at that magnificent erection."

WILLIE Carson was telling Claire Balding how jockeys prepare for a big race

when he said: "They usually have four or five dreams a night about coming

from different positions."

CARENZA Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said:

"You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

A FEMALE news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and

didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that eight

inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set,

but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!

US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so

well is that, before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses

them Oh my goodness!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"

METRO Radio - "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven

Dicks on the field."

HARRY Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that

nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford

crew."

NEW Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson

comes inside of him."

PAT Glenn- Weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from

Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

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[Unregistered_User]

Ho ho ho, very witty :D

J

[fatpieman69]

LOL v funny :D

[Continunity]

hehe thats great