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Dont know if any of you have seen this, made me laugh. :D

When girls don't put out!!

This was written by a guy... it's pretty damn smart.

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ

so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I

have never figured out why men think with their head and women with

their heart.


One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't

feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads



"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough

for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love


for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to


The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend


with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big,


unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on

several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which

one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes


compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each


We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of

diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have

thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think


was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't

even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She

was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.

Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is

all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't

feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,


I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.

You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for

me to

satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I

added,"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things

I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having s*x tonight either....but at least that

b &* ch knows I'm smarter than her.

Alright girls. Forward this on if you agree. Hell even if you

disagree,forward it on.

Men, forward this on this because you have balls

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