The Weekend Joke

[peter026]

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!"

A smart-alec boy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class is reduced to laughter and sniggering. When silence is finally restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, and says, "Well I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand"

[Unregistered_User]

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[Paul Reece]

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