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A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin is involved in

a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep

for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees

that she is no longer pregnant and frantically

asks the doctor about her baby.

The

doctor replies, "Ma'am you had twins! a boy and

a girl. Your Uncle from Cork came in and named

them."

The woman thinks to herself,

"Oh No, not my Uncle... he's an

idiot!"

She asks the doctor,"Well,

what's the girl's

name?"

"Denise."

"Wow

that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the

boy's name?"

"Denephew."

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