The Friday Joke

[peter026]

10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On

their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm

still a virgin."

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married

ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great

it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was

supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out

diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he

didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted

three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art

method.

Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how,

but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never

sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it.

Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... ***! I miss him!

But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

[sparkystav]

Pretty Funny!

Stav

[SIMMOIS200SE]

She definitely will.

Got any pic's. :winky:

[Rikos]

Heard that before but still makes you smile :D