The Winalot Diet

[peter026]

Story by a Man standing in a queue in Tesco's.........

>

> I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was

> standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a

> dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet

> again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the

> hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an

> intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs

> in both arms.

>

> I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it

> works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply

> eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is

> nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

>

> I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by

> now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

>

> Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition

> because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been

> sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.

>

> I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so

> hard as he staggered out the door.

[aido]

Read this over on another forum - they reckoned it was them - I should have known better but I still PMSL at this one :D

[spikes]

brill

[GarethParry]

awesome i like it.

Some people ask some stupid friggin questions

[Rikos]

Like it :D