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The following is a basic course in German for motorists in the unfortunate event that..

A. You may have to drive on an Autobahn in the future and wonder what is being shouted at you

or

B. You may wish to purchase a German car.

Speedometer. Der Egobooster und Linenshooter

Bonnet. Pullnob und Knucklechopper

Windscreenwiper. Der Flippenflappenmuckenschpredder

Puncture. Die Phlatt mit Bluddyfukken

Learner. Die ****ten mit Elplatz

Air Horns. Der Votderhellsdat Klaxonfanfaren

Petrol. Das Kostiljooze fuer Geddinzegreesoffendertrousers

Motor Club. Der Meetinhaus fuer Tallvagenstories

Low Bridge. Das Makinggrossenbussen ein Singledekken

Breathalyser. Die Puffintern fuer Pisten****n

Headlights. Das Dippendontdazzlebastad

Highway Code. Der Wipan fuer ****n

Foot Brake. Der Edbangenonvindschreen Stoppenquik

Near Accident. Der Fukken Near Schittenselfen

Cyclist. Die Pedallpushink Pilloken

Traffic Jam. Die Bluddifukkink Dammundblast

Tyres. Flattfahrts

Fog Warning. Der Puttenlegdown und Fukkit

Gear Lever. Biggensticken fuer Hedghoggchoppen

Exhaust. Spitzenpoppenbangentuben

Juggernaut. Der Fukkengrett Trukken

Backfire. Der Lowdenbangenmekkenjumpen.

:lol::lol::lol::backofnet:

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