Love/hate

[WylieCoyote]

Can someone offer any kind of explanation to why I'm always having such a love/hate relationship with my car? My mind tends to flit between the two. I mean sometimes I'm all for the car and want to raise and nurture it, others I just want to kick the damn things head in? Every time I get in it it punches me in the face and steals my wallet and I long for a car that just doesn't cost me as much money. Does anyone else get this or am I totally on my own?

Please help!!!

Keith (who's confused)

[Rikos]

Dont be so nasty about Steve!!!!

Whats she done that so wrong? I think you abuse her i'll give her the number for carline

O and to answer your question I love my car and it costs me nothing compared to my last car!!

[Bazza]

cars !!! .................they are just like women

never try and make sense of them, just understand that as a man these things just happen :)

[WylieCoyote]

Steve hasn't done anything wrong. I...i...its not her, it's me.

[Rikos]

Now now it's ok Keith, you've admitted thats it's you so your half way there.

We're all here for you but i'd suggest some flowers and chocolates!

[WylieCoyote]

She tends to respond better to a bottle of Castrol GTX magnatec. See, high maintenance.

[Rikos]

That is high maintenance but then again you pay for the ride!! (i am still talking about the car.. honest)

[WylieCoyote]

This site today just seems to be full of double entendres. I mean riding cars, pussy comparing, Rik accidentally coming out. It's like our own little soap opera!

[Rikos]

It's like Lexdale or Lexoaks!!

[WylieCoyote]

It's like Lexdale or Lexoaks!!

Aah, I think you might have something there Lucy. I'll give the BBC a ring to see if they will commission it.

Damn it, would you believe it. Whilst I was writing that I dropped my ice cream and now it looks like I've had some kind of dirty accident on my trousers.

[Rikos]

Good plan, make sure they have decent soap in the dressing rooms though!!

Yeah yeah ice cream my ars*!!

[WylieCoyote]

We're all going to be RICH I tell you - RICH! Mind you, BP and Shell will likely take most of my Lexdale fortunes.

But I liked the chocolate.....

[Continunity]

hmm...

have you 2 been at the marjuana gin again...? :D

[Rikos]

Busted!!!

[WylieCoyote]

It would appear so yes!

I'm not crazy - I have the psychiatric repors to prove it.