Game: Count Down From 1 Million

[Steve]

This is easy

Count Down from 1,000,000 and make this the biggest thread in the world.

The person to reach 1 from 1,000,000 counting down without any broken numbers wins will be "crowned" in the club (one number per post)

Also We will run this over the coming months into a raffle and chuck the odd prize in the pot. Remember you cannot add two posts together. We will pull the number outta the hat and send you things!!!

May take a while but its all good fun!

while your there add some funny quotes to make it funny!

Here we go

1,000,000

[Bazza]

999,999

[aztecbandit1]

999,998

And DJ WOZZA looks better in a dress :D :P

[Steve]

999,997

"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking Battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off."

[johnboy]

999,996

[aztecbandit1]

999,995

Growing old:

"First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down."

[Steve]

999,994

"A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'"

[aztecbandit1]

999,993

"Don't knock masturbation, it's s*x with someone you love ."

[johnboy]

999,992

[Steve]

999,991

"It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in."

[aztecbandit1]

999,990

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

[P4UL T]

999,989

[Steve]

999,988

"He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I thought, "That's a turn-up for the books."

[P4UL T]

999,987

[Steve]

999,986

"And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said 'Do you earn a living doing that?' He said 'Yes, this my livelihood.'"

[sparkystav]

999,985

Man who sneezes without tissues takes matters into his own hands.

[lee_iceman]

999,984

"A magician was driving down the road..then turned into a drive way..."

[sparkystav]

999,983

Marriage is the sole cause of divorce.

[aztecbandit1]

999,982

"When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."

[Steve]

999,981

"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'"

[sparkystav]

999,980

My wife said I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.

[P4UL T]

999,979

[Steve]

999,978

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'"

[P4UL T]

999,977

[lee_iceman]

999,976

"two peanuts walk into a bar.

One was a salted"