Lexus Owners Club - Christmas Story

[Unregistered_User]

I was thinking that we could create our own little (or large) Christmas Tale... It can be whatever you want it to be, for example, someone could be talking about the present, but then you can take the story into the past (like a memory) and go from there. Options are endless!

Using what the person before you has posted, add you own bit to the tale and we'll see how far we get - BUT REMEMBER! No dead-end lines, so that the story can continue! I'll start with the classic, traditional line...

Here we go.................

"It was the night before Christmas...

[lee_iceman]

...we were all sat around decorating the tree when...

[Ian M]

...there was a flash and a bang and all the lights went off……

[janey]

...A shout came out from under the stairs...

[Unregistered_User]

...Fumbling and steps could be heard too...

[RedLexus]

Next thing , out of no-where , jumped....

[RayKhan]

The fairy Lexus

[lee_iceman]

She was all dressed in Platinum Ice. On her head she was wearing...

[aztecbandit1]

An Aztec fire crown and as she turned....

[DJ Wozza]

she fell over hungover Wozza & Aido on the floor ..

[aztecbandit1]

she looked up and saw the two mountains she had to climb {Wozza+Aido) and knew if she didnt start soon she would.....

[DJ Wozza]

miss out on a Christmas Turkey Dinner, so she ...

[janey]

...took her life in her hands and.....

[Bazza]

took a deep breath, and slowly .....

[DJ Wozza]

crawled around the obstructions to see.....

(you're trying to get me to be naughty but I'm gonna resist for now)

[aztecbandit1]

But the obstructions were huge and there was no end in sight? so thought she would ....

[lee_iceman]

leave the two lovers sleeping and go and see why the power had gone. She got under that stairs, and who should she find but...

(Trying to keep it clean so the kids can read it ;) )

[Bazza]

dressed in nothing but a nappy , it was.........

[Gord]

Dave Ellen, drinking a can of

[Unregistered_User]

... Snowball, freshly chilled from the fridge! Gulp came the sound as ...

[Bazza]

as the fairy Lexus looked at Dave and saw that he had..........

[P4UL T]

forgot to fasten the pin on his nappy..........

[Bazza]

on seeing what Dave was displaying the fairy Lexus ran as fast as she could towards.....

[peter026]

Kitchen, opened the Untensil drawer and.......

[aztecbandit1]

Pulled out the biggest pair of scissors she could find and returned to the scene, Dave looked in horror as she....