How To Tell Aido's Off Work ?

[DJ Wozza]

Ya can't get a bloomin word in !!

100+ posts in a day and still climbing....

You have posted more in just 1 or two hours out of your many hours logged on today

than you have in the last 12 months !!

I'm only kidding, good to have you back on the boards mate & hope the op goes well :D :D :D :D

[Tony-Bones]

Yeah, like mini-wozz says keep em coming :)

[aido]

100

Haven't done that since me and Mat were having a good go at it years ago!

Go in a week on Monday mate, a week off work I hope and then back to the real world Cheers for that mate, should be ok, don't fancy eating much more hospital food this year

I'm actually going to give the car a once over with the polisher before I go in I reckon, see if I can get it looking a bit healthier!

[aido]

Yeah, like mini-wozz says keep em coming :)

You'll get bored of me soon if you're not already :shutit:

I won't be around too much I don't think as I know work have got a massive amount of stuff piling up for me but I've got something under my hat :D

[aztecbandit1]

Yeah, like mini-wozz says keep em coming :)

You'll get bored of me soon if you're not already :shutit:

I won't be around too much I don't think as I know work have got a massive amount of stuff piling up for me but I've got something under my hat :D

Yeh i'm thinking of banning you :lol:

[aido]

Yeh i'm thinking of banning you :lol:

LOL well I guess it has been a while since my last warning

[aztecbandit1]

Yeh i'm thinking of banning you :lol:

LOL well I guess it has been a while since my last warning

its good to have you back on form mate

[aido]

its good to have you back on form mate

Just wait til I get back on the Stella again - saying that I've learnt when I've had a few stay away from any form of technology as it always gets me in trouble

[Geoffers]

I won't be around too much I don't think as I know work have got a massive amount of stuff piling up for me but I've got something under my hat :D

Lets hope you don't have too many jellyfish days when you get back to work and are still recovering.........

Hi Sue,

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you’ve been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it’s not so bad after all.

Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It’s a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool.

So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I’ve used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It’s like working in a Jacuzzi.

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse.

Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don’t have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn’t stick to it, however, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt.

I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator.

His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet.

As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn’t poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.

So, next time you’re having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.

Now repeat to yourself, “I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.”

Whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day?

May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day

[aido]

PMSL, reminds me of Will Smith's latest film

That's gotta be nasty though! If a jellyfish did attach itself to me I think I actually would "poop" myself as he likes to put it there and then!