Loc Merchandise

[DJ Wozza]

"she said I want this much" so I told her I was gonna have to do it twice then :winky:

[Saraj]

"Why the hell did the photographer decide to where his birthday suite, he could have covered himself up this much !"

[N2KHL]

"i met JLO and her bum was this big!"

[DJ Wozza]

"when I met Danielle Lloyd it really really was this big !!"

[aido]

She was so much fitter back then!

[DJ Wozza]

I got there before all the Football guys :winky:

[Mr Mole]

Dont look now John, thats that stalker with the camera again !!!

And if he comes any closer he's getting my special karate chop to the goolies !!!

[steve2006]

OK and the winner is..................?

The judge must be out deliberating still or is it now a phone vote?

[sparkystav]

Sorry winner will be announce tomorrow evening when ive had chance to review.

[sparkystav]

Right after careful consideration and a crack team of Expert judges (a few of the lads in my team at work)

we have the winners:

First place and winner of a CD holder and a couple of stickers:

Andy-R with:

"Calm down Calm down, Wozza's just missing a perm and a tash."

And second place, and winner of a tax disc holder and sticker:

Kam05

with (we couldnt decide between but liked both)

"DJ Wozza does an impression of Tim Westwood as seen on PMR UK (flapping/waving arms around)"

OR

"DJ Wozza auditioning for the part of Daniel Larusso in the new Karate Kid remake ("Wax on Wax off, Daniel son")"

Thank you for all the entries.

If the two winners could ring 0845 654951 (£8 a min for 10min) and leave their postal address i'll get them dispatched within 28 days.

only joking, if you could pm me your addresses i'll send them out shortly.

Stav

[Andy-R]

Oh my i'm so proud I can't believe it, I never in my wildest dreams thought this moment would arrive, I'd like to thank God, my family, friends of course Stav, i'd also like to thank my dog that bloke I walked past on the street the other day i'm sorry the emotion of this moment is getting too much for me i'd lastly like to thank Wozza for the inspiration without him this would not of been possible, to everyone else who entered, this award is not just for me but for all of you, we are all winners

Thank you

[kam05]

lol @ Andy!

Thanks Stav.

I await my goodies.

[sparkystav]

Tit.

[sparkystav]

Will post them out Friday lads.

[sparkystav]

Was posted today you lucky winners.

[steve2006]

Was posted today you lucky winners.

What he hasn't told you is that there are no stamps on the packets and you will have to pay excess charges when they arrive!

[Andy-R]

Came this morning cheers matey,

[katana92_uk]

Look im just about to slap this numty standing right next to me ...coz tatto on his arm is so gay..