Time Out....for A Funny Story!

[Tagioldilla]

Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.

I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.

A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.

Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.

Patient: How much will it cost?

Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.

Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?

Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly!

Here is another one:

Husband and wife have just left their home for camping.

Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment!

Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.

The last one:

A trial is in progress in the court room.

Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal.

Judge: Then who is he?

Lawyer: He is a Collector.

Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.

[sparkystav]

Hmm i dont know whats worse!

Your jokes,

Ability to post in the right section,

or finally the crappy little signiture advertising loans in Canada on a UK site?

But hey welcome! LOL

[Gord]

Nice, welcome :D keep them coming, if you did not live that far away, i would send you some via text :D

[aztecbandit1]

Okey dokey then Have you go any new jokes and can i borrow 4 million at 0% over 3 weeks? if so can you send the payment to my brothers uncles sisters cousins mothers sons sisters dads farther inlaws grandmothers account in nigeria as it will help my dying uncles brothers daughter inlaws cousins sisters grandads dads auntys sons dog cat sheep rhino mouses ferrari project :)