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A guy pokes his head into a barber shop and asks the barber,"about how long will it be" the barber looks around for just a sec and says back to the man, "about 2hrs" the guy just leaves and dosent come back that day. A few days later same guy does the same thing, again the barber tells the man " about 2 hrs" guy leaves again. well this happens a third time, same reaction from barber as well. A week goes buy and the guy comes in again and ask same question,the barber tell him again about 1hr1/2 to 2 hrs, guy leaves. the barber is begineng to get curious about this ole boy, and ask one of his friends in the shop to follow him and see where he goes, and so he does. The barbers friend comes back a little later and the barber ask him if he seen where ole boy has been going all this time, and he says, yep sure have. and the barber says where? and his friend your house.

Sorry about this one

Med School

First-year students at Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the human body.

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. Go ahead and do the same thing, he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

When everyone had finished, the Professor looked at them, and told them, The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.

Now learn to pay attention.

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