Wednesday's Joke

LexAzur · April 8, 2009

THE THREE LITTLE PIGS

Three little pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter came and took their drink order.

"I would like a Sprite", said the first little piggy.

"I would like a Coke", said the second little piggy.

"I would like a beer. Lots and lots of beer", said the third little piggy.

The drinks were brought out and the waiter took the orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak", said the first little piggy.

"I would like the salad plate", said the second little piggy.

"I would like beer, lots and lots of beer", said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approched the table and asked if any of the little piggies would like dessert.

"I want a banana split", said the first little piggy.

"I want a root beer float", said the second little piggy.

"I want beer, lots and lots of beer", said the third little piggy.

"Pardon me for asking", said the waiter to the third little piggy, "but why have you only ordered beer all evening"?

Your gonna love this..........

The third little piggy said................

"Well somebody has to go wee, wee, wee all the way home"!

A Load of Bull

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.

The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out West to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.

Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home."

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch.

I need her to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and drive out here so we can haul it home."

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word." Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left.

She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.

After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, comfortable'."

The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and

drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word,'comfortable'?"

The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde. She'll read it slow."