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A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it

off to his colleagues.

As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to

the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off. More than a little

distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls the police. Five

minutes later, the police arrive.

Before the policeman has a chance to ask any questions, the man starts

screaming hysterically: "My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined.

No matter how long it's at the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same


After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in

disgust. "I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners are," he

says. "You lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice

anything else in your life."

"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" sobs the Porsche


The policeman replies, "Didn't you realise that your right arm was torn off

when the truck hit you."

The Londoner looks down in horror. "***** ****!" he screams.......

"Where's my Rolex????..."

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