ok here we go..... ready???? :yes:
a man in the jungle sees an elephant lying on its side.... a bit troubled by this (if someting killed it, it might be still out there ) he goes over to investigate.....
on inspection he sees nothing really wrong... not old, no bite marks, no poisoin arrows... noting... then he sees this 3 foot pigmy standing to the side with a huge grin on his face looking rather chuffed with himself....
Man " did you kill this elephant???"
Pigmy, flexing his muscles "yeah!"
Man "what???? you, a 3 foot pigmy, killed this, 3 tonne, young bull elephant in it's prime???"
Pigmy, acting rather cool "i said yeah!"
Man "chuffin' 'ell, you mean to say you killed this Elephant???"
Pigmy "I SAID YES!!!!!"
Man " how the hell did you kill it???"
Pigmy, lexing his muscles yet again " with my club"
man " you mean to say, you killed this 3 tonne, bull Elephant, in it's prime, with a club????"
Pigmy " YES!!!!!!!!!!!"
Man " bloody hell, must have been a big club!!!"
Pigmy " yeah, about 847 of us"
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