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  1. love it! loads better than the standard ride hieght!
  2. It nearly happend to you matey I'm glad it never! The sportcross bumper saved me over a £100 because i didnt have to respray my existing one. Im not wanting it, just noticed two memers names so thought i'd ask.
  3. there's a company that regulates banking in the UK, you should contact them and report it. Paypal is owned by the same people who own eBay and in the past have found it very helpful if i called them rather than email!
  4. for me (and it's not happened yet) if it was a member i thought was alright, i'd leave it. But if thy were outbid bt a non member i'd steam right in there.
  5. if you know who's doing it, just pick him up of the street and bundle him into the boot, he can even use the ski hatch to talk to you while you take him to some remote place when you get there tell him you're going tpo beat him and leave him and no-one will know its you that did it because there's no witnesses. he'll probably pee himself and promise never to do it again, problems solved! If ever you need inspiration with matters like this i find watching Green Street or often helps
  6. it was stav who was asking questions on a spoiler but yaumeister (think its how its spelt) has bid on it. if you were stav would you try and out bid yaumi or not!? would that be my sportcross bumper?
  7. if you saw something on eBay that you wanted, but noticed someone from the LOC had already bid on it would you out bid them, or try keep the price low for them?
  8. would be better if the shell was clear like the Fujimi kits, then you could paint it what ever colour you liked Gord. and the bonnet would never get stone chipped :) Just heard Ikea Leeds have them in............... aisle 6 location 29
  9. love the front splitter! next up..... a big shiney exhaust?
  10. It's clever, but not as much as Geof's 'smell my name right'
  11. after the day i'd had i lost all respect for rules and when this came through i wet myself so thought what the hell.
  12. One day, while leaning on the bar, Jack says to Mike 'My elbow hurts like hell. I suppose I'd better see a Doctor!' 'Listen, don't waste your time down at the surgery,' Mike replies. 'There's a new diagnostic computer at Tesco Pharmacy. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong, and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and only costs five quid.....a lot quicker and better than a doctor and you get Tesco Club card points as well'. So Jack collects a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Tesco. He deposits five pounds and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: 'You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two weeks'. That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Jack began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter and the cat, and masturbated into the mixture for good measure. Jack hurried back to Tesco, eager to check what would happen. He deposits five pounds, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results. The computer printed the following: I) your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. ii) Your cat's having kittens. Get a vet iii) Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. iv) Your Daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. v) Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours. Get a solicitor. vi) And if you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better........ Thank you for shopping at Tesco. Every Little Helps
  13. bump to Rik's question Chris. Got any newer pic's? :)
  14. the TTE springs Lexus do will fit your IS200, and im pretty sure the year of manufacture does NOT matter! I had this playing on my mind a couple of weeks ago but had it clarified by the guy's on here, namely Matt and Chris S.! They are rebranded Eibach Springs and will lover the car by 35mm all round. They cost in the region of £135 from the dealership and if you'f like to see the ride height with them on look HERE
  15. the guy's should have been arrested at the track and tried under inciting racism!
  16. first guess is Davinci Code like Mat, but second is the dictionary?
  17. i like it, but not on me, i'd take the angel on its own though.
  18. be honest, and if you're too nice to be cruel just say no, if he's any sort of conscience he wont dare ask why. If he does then I'm sure you'll snap and just tell him he's a sponge, and the fact he's got the cheek to ask why is the reason!
  19. had a samsung E900 that is terrible with my parrot, but my BlackBerry 8820 is great! connects first time every time, not to mention the functions the phone has!
  20. no snow in Yeadon! and its just 5 miles from Kam!!!
  21. Cheers guys, day is the same as any other! Got up went to work, been here since 9. Tonight however i'll be painting the town red, as i've got tomorrow off. No spoiler's Wozz, one's big enough!
  22. Fair enough, just hate it when the dealership try fobbing people off. Had Bradford trying to tell me my car needed £4k's worth of work, which Leeds promptly told me it didn't. feel sorry for him, they've always asked for mine, but it happens to be in my wallet which contains my bank card some thing ales i only need when visiting the dealership
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