SIMMOIS200SE

Sorry to get most of you all up in arm's, Just trying to help the chap before involving any cost.

Doughnut

No need to invest a penny, its the quickest way plus thats what we do here at the dealerships. see above^^

Do you work for Lexus?

Sure we have all the OBD readers here to back up are main diagnostic equipment. The only time we use the diagnostic

equipment is if a car is in warrenty to print of the fault codes for claiming warrenty.

No need to invest a penny, its the quickest way plus thats what we do here at the dealerships. see above^^

Rubber ring

989,525

I had exacly the same issue last week, Simple to diagnose witch one has gone down.

Just take the induction housing off and eng covers all 10mm bolts, Then disconnect with the

engine runing each fuel injector in turn (not the coil pack connector other wise eng will just cut out).

and reconnect, the mis-fire will either be worse or stay the same when it stays the same thats the

coil pack witch has gone down.

When changed warning light will still be on just disconnect the Battery for 2 mins to reset ECU.

(Never had a pair go down either just the one).

Just for piece of mind before buying you can move the coil pack to another cylinder basically moving the misfire

then repeat above to confirm misfire.

Vodka

hole

Girls

Bank account

Grope

Christmas. :hohoho:

Dimmer

Yer use to own P reg GTI convertible sold it now.

Only joking,

My money is on Justin Rose looking strong and KJ Choi playing really well.

But Woods is chasing them down as normal.

Automatic

Faulty Towers

A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken

Surprise".

The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises

slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around

before the lid slams back down.

"Good grief, did you see that?" she asks her husband.

He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot.

He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little

eyes looking around before it slams down.

Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is

happening, and demands an explanation.

"Please sir," says the waiter, "what you order?"

The husband replies, "Chicken Surprise."

You're going to love this....................

Keep going??????..

Ready?..........

"Ah... so sorry," says the waiter, "I bring you Peking Duck by

mistake!"

I wonder if he ever got the gearbox sorted ???????????

Probally not hence 13k

Albert Einstein's birthday was March 14.

He would now be 127. Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married

his cousin, Elsa Loewenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. He

stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed.

He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the

attraction is stronger if there is a DNA connection.

This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.

Can you please use a bottle opener like every one else!!

Perfection

Us

You

Some crazy Graphics all over a is200 didnt look good!!