SIMMOIS200SE

Stella Artois

Silly Billy

Wecome happy motoring, cool car, cool colour.

Butt

On

Dropped a car off yesterday for one of our customers, saw about 3 or 4 IS200's parked up. Black 03 plate, Green W plate, Blue 00 plate and a mint V reg Platinum ice oh no that was mine when i went back later.

Trampoline

Seem's to be just cookery programes, whitch is great when your starvin with no food in the house.

Happy motoring.

Minger.

Flash Gordon.

I wish

Computer

A man takes his obviously dead dog to the vet. The man says to the vet, "I think my dog is real sick. Would you please examine him and tell me what you think?" The vet looks at the dog and says, "I'm very sorry Mr. Smith but your dog has died." The man implores, "Are you sure doctor? Is there any tests you can run to be sure?" "Oookay," says the doctor skeptically. He has his assistant bring in the office house cat. The cat proceeds to sniff the dog from nose to tail, jumps off the table and goes into the other room. The doctor says, "Well that confirms my diagnosis, Mr. Smith, your dog has passed on." Regrettably, the doctor continues. "And I am really sorry to have to give you the bill for our services at such a time." The man looks at the bill and in shock says, "£285? £285 to tell me my dog is dead??" "No," says the doctor, "That was only £35. The other £250 was for the cat scan.

Coughing Bob fleming.

Owl

Welcome, Happy motoring. :D

Did he manage to get the ticket on before she drove off?? (b :tsktsk: stards)

Nice one

Ping.

Also what we do for quick fix is put a blanket over the headlamp with them on full beam for about 10-15mins this will get it through an mot plus should keep them clear.

Hello, I work at a garage and just had a word with our mot tester it proberly would fail an mot because it would distort the light pattern. But it all depends on where the condesation is and how bad. Steve.

Rocking horse ****.

Rain mac

Camera.