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  1. does look lovely - its personal taste but i swapped from autoglym to meguirs ( 3 stage stuff from halfords ) and especially on dark/mettallic colours found the results much better and longer lasting , not to mention slightly cheaper
  2. That's insane - there's got to be something wrong with your engine. I'm averaging 33mpg and that's with the petrol engine. I thought the same. The car has been serviced every 10K, the last being in February. I would have thought if there was something wrong, it would have been picked up then, don't you think? Fuelly is a really good way to keep tabs on your mpg (click my mpg fuelly avatar to go there) - or road trip lite on iphone free app
  3. was 2 or 3 complete systems in bridges scrappy last time i looked
  4. crikey someone must of really opened their door with some vengeance to do that much damage - so annoying
  5. but as long as you still have the 3 buttons bit from the master you only need to get a new key and get it cut - not the end of the world
  6. the bonus of a winter lay up is that it wont get ten tonnes of salt and grit in every nook and cranny , i just replaced my brakes and once the wheels were off i was amazed at how much grit was in the wheel arch despite regular jetwashings in those areas
  7. lol , steven spielberg you aint knitware but still cool , what next i wonder a bit of ice drifting action maybe ? car looks lovely as well
  8. madness ?! - maybe trying to get a 4x4 thats nice to drive and reliable for the price youd sell an ls400 for at this time of year would indeed be folly , as for driving thru two and a half foot of snow which would be about level with the top of your bonnet in a rear wheel drive lex i just cant see that happening really or being any less of a mad thing to do whatever your tyres - winter tyres are the way forward though if you can get hold of a set , i still wouldnt test them out in snow as high as your bonnet though
  9. Hope you all have a happy christmas , heres a few lines that may or may not cheer you up and raise a smile - I've just come out of the 'chippy' with a meat and potato pie, > >large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. > >A poor homeless man sat there and said 'I've not eaten for two > >days'.. I told him 'I wish I had your will power' > > > > > >A fat bird served me food in McDonald's at lunch time; she said > >'sorry about the wait'. I said 'don't worry fatso, you'll lose it eventually' > > > >Snow eh! The weather girl said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I > >thought to myself 'she'll be lucky with a face like that!' > > > >I have a new chat up line that works every time! It doesn't matter > >how gorgeous or out of my league a woman might be, > >this line is a winner and I always end up in bed with them. Here's > >how it goes 'Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion? > >Does this damp cloth smell like chloroform to you?' > > > >Years ago it was suggested 'that an apple a day kept the doctor > >away'. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, > >I've found that a bacon sandwich works a treat! > > > > A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were > >labelled LSD?' Granny replies, f**k the pills, have you seen the dragons in > >the kitchen!! > > > > Little Billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. Dad reluctantly agrees. > >Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks, 'Dad, what's love juice?' > >Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about s*x. > >Billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement. > >Dad says, 'So what were you watching?' > >Billy says, ' Wimbledon.' > > > >A woman standing nude in front of a mirror says to her > >Husband, I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment.' > >He replies, 'Your eyesight is perfect.' > > > >Wife gets naked & asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my > >pretty face or my sexy body?' > >Hubby looks her up & down and replies, 'Your sense of humour! > > > >An elderly couple is attending Mass. About halfway through, the wife leans > >over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I > >should do?' > >He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
  10. lol , no i call it a nuzzle bar , can be used to gently nuzzle cars up slippery slopes without getting out in the cold and hooking up a recovery strap - nice and soft a nd spongey low damage nudge bar
  11. KYB EXCEL G FOR ME from the above trader - delivered in 24 hours - just when you fit them or get them fitted make sure the garage dont fit the bumpstops upside down as they maks a horrible noise sliding freely on the shock every time you hit a matchstick and you then have to remove the shock and replace the bumpstops in the correct position
  12. last time i was HERE there was a few satnav housings in the cars , you could make a motorised dash tray out of one - not a million miles away from you
  13. Knitware any update ? did you get snow ? could you drive your car ok in it or will it be looking for a new home soon ?
  14. aah i see , thats a shame , if you have a previous owner on the logbook you could try contacting them and see if they kept it "by mistake" - im sure someone will be along to help pretty soon if you check back in every now and again - or find some members with the same model as yours and send them a private message - an email should go to them and alert them to help you out if theyre nice , which near enough everyone on here is
  15. allways a good idea to read the owners manuals as well , they usually give tips for the cars features in driving in adverse conditions
  16. Hello and welcome , no idea on your question but im in south east and youre right its bloomin icy out there
  17. lexynik

    Is200 Bonnet

    would help if we knew where "tubbyland" was/is
  18. steveboiboi,s wheels looked really nice in his pics, not sure how they,d be to live with on a day to day basis or what kit you have and how they would pair up and look with it
  19. i was going to suggest finding someone with a nice soft nudge bar and giving it a friendly nudge six foot thataway ------->
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