Quality, I could put a few things in but most of them are too rude!
Try camel toe though!
And another related but even better version of the above is erm, well pretend it starts with M1, and then it's got NGE on the end, and just change the 1 for an I - and you're there!
And the other is something that women fake a lot supposedly - and I'm not on about how much they spent on shoes!