JayOne

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  1. I have the same sensors on my Altezza. Maybe this is an import?
  2. Hi Mark Have a look at www.importhandbooks.co.uk. They were very helpful. Jay
  3. Will take some pics over the weekend and post them, weather permitting!
  4. After many months of fun driving I have to put my Altezza up for sale. '99, Platinum Ice, eshift, fitted leather seat covers, TV and Sat Nav (not yet converted) Mini Disc, 45k miles. Very quick. Offers around £11500. Will consider p/x for GS300
  5. Hi Ken Welcome to the club! I get my Altezza serviced at the local independent garage. However Lexus Leicester have offered to service mine in the past. The odometer was already converted but I am sure a lot of the importers provide this service. Enjoy the car! Jay ps Made any good movies lately?
  6. Couldn't happen to a more deserving human being. I understand the hole was filled in soon after!
  7. As an Indian who came to this country as a refugee from Uganda 30 years ago, I must say I have never heard of this scam. Me and my family have worked hard over the years and grateful to the British for providing us refuge. Apart from a few months in the 70's I have not relied on the State to provide for me. In fact we have always paid our dues without complaint. Last year alone 2 members of my family paid over 100k in taxes. Sometimes it is very easy to dwell on the negative impact of immigration.
  8. Could have been me. I was giving a lift home to my sister near Croydon. (I thought it was later than 6) I have a TRD badge on the rear and Altezza emblem on front grill.:?:
  9. Hey Jinja Welcome to the club! Curious about your name though. I was brought up in a town called Jinja on the shores of Lake Victoria in East Africa. Any connection? :?:
  10. Good luck, Zee. Thanks for everything at JAE!
  11. JayOne

    HAND BOOK

    I got one from www.importhandbooks.co.uk for £24.50 Give them a call as its not listed on the website.
  12. Welcome to the club! I have an Altezza too with sat nav and tv. Tried UK cd and did not work. Picks up TV in certain areas. Let me know if you have any luck.
  13. > TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: > · You have two cows. > · You sell one and buy a bull. > · Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. > · You sell them and retire on the income. > > AMERICAN CAPITALISM (or Enron-capitalism): > · You have two cows. > · You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using > letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute > a > debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four > cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six > cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company > secretly > owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows > back to your listed company. The annual report says the company owns eight > cows, with an option on one more. Sell one cow to buy a new president of > the > United States, leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with > the release. The public buys your bull. > > AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION: > · You have two cows. > · You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four > cows. > · You are surprised when the cow drops dead. > > A FRENCH CORPORATION: > · You have two cows. > · You go on strike because you want three cows. > > A JAPANESE CORPORATION: > · You have two cows. > · You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary > cow > and produce 20 times the milk. > · You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and > market > them worldwide. > > A GERMAN CORPORATION: > · You have two cows. > · You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, > and milk themselves. > > A BRITISH CORPORATION: > · You have two cows. > · Both are mad. > > AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: > · You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. > · You break for lunch. > > A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: > · You have two cows. > · You count them and learn you have five cows. > · You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. > · You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. > · You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. > > A SWISS CORPORATION: > · You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. > · You charge others for storing them. > > A CHINESE CORPORATION: > · You have two cows. > · You have 300 people milking them. > · You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers. A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION: · You have two cows. · That one on the left is kinda cute...