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  1. peter026
    998,761 Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.
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    Hello, and welcome to the mad house. Chris S is the one to ask for parts numbers, drop him a pm.
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    I would have thought so to. The engines in 4x4s are bullet proof
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    998,763 I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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    Cartoon
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    998,765 Regardless of the temptation, don't lick a steak knife.
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    998,768 A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one condition, send me your mother.
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    The ATF should be pink, if it is a darker colour then it has lost some of its viscosity and needs replacing
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    It smells of seaweed, from when I went swimming at Brighton, Please do me this favour and I will be....................
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    998,777 A hangover is the wrath of grapes
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    Oxfam shop. Wozza was green with envy and asked the Lexus fairy if she could Magic one up for him, but the good Lexus fairy said........
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    Mix
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    Simply the best, whilst wearing a fanastic................
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    Stav & Derek you added 10 Should be 998,779 Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up
  15. peter026
    Rocking around the Christmas tree................Bazza thought this was................
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    Beef
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    998,783 Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
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    998,785 You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
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    Bung some Red Ex in Chris and see what happens It might improve the mpg slightly, although, another make, I think it called Millers, is supposed to be very good, I'll pop out to the 4x4 in a minute, I have some in there, and check the name Edit Well been out and checked and Yer tis
  20. peter026
    Posted 19 Nov arrived today. Just in time for Christmas
  21. peter026
    999,787 My first wife and I divorced over religious differences. She thought she was *** and I didn’t!
  22. peter026
    998,804 Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
  23. peter026
    998,807 If it weren't for electricity we would all be watching television by candlelight.
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    998,810 Why are blondes only allowed 30 minute lunch breaks? It takes too long to retrain them if they take an hour.
  25. peter026
    998,813 A New Zealander walking along the road with a sheep under each arm. He meets another New Zealander who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
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