That law was apparently repealed in 1976
However
It is illegal for two adult men to have s*x in the same house as a third person.
Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI).
It is illegal to stand within one hundred yards of the reigning monarch when not wearing socks (enacted by Edward VI) Chelsea Pensioners may not be impersonated.
A bed may not be hung out of a window.
It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.
During his reign, Oliver Cromwell banned the eating of mince pies on Christmas day, as they were insufficiently Puritan.
Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin.
It is illegal to leave baggage unattended.
Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism.
It is illegal for a Member of Parliament to enter the House of Commons wearing a full suit of armour.
Destroying or defacing money is illegal.
If a steam locomotive is driven on roads, a man must walk in front of the vehicle with a red flag during the day and a red lantern at night to warn passersby.
All steam locomotives are limited to 4mph on roads.
It is legal for a male to urinate in public, as long it is on the rear wheel of his motor vehicle and his right hand is on the vehicle.
Committing suicide is classified as a capital crime.
Interfering with the mail or sleeping with the consort of the Queen is classed as treason, and as such, carries a maximum penalty of death.
Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason.
One may not "blemish the peace".
A license is required to keep a lunatic.
Damaging the grass is illegal.
Jesuits, Seminary Priests and other suchlike disobedient Persons must be banished.
Since 1313, MPs are not allowed to don armor in Parliament.
STRANGE CITY LAWS
Chester
You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight.
Hereford
You may not shoot a Welsh person on Sunday with a longbow in the Cathedral Close.
Liverpool
It is illegal for a woman to be topless in public except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.
London
Companies may vote in local elections.
No cows may be driven down the roadway between 10 AM and 7 PM unless there is prior approval from the Commissioner of Police.
York
Excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.
Isle of Man
Crossbows are banned
Isle of Sark
All land must be left to the eldest son.
Divorces are outlawed.
You want one that's really faster than the law ?
How's about this then ... did you know, that the Hackney Carriage Cabs, (the black cabs)
Are STILL BY LAW, supposed to have a bag of hay in the back of the cabs.
WHY ?
Well, because when the 'hackney carriage cabs' were first about many years ago, it was a horse and cart, and the law was that a bag of hey was meant to be carried for the horse.
Well, techonology has evolved, and we now have cabs, that use an engine, however, the law has still not been written off, so, black cabs now are still meant to have a bag of hay in the boot ! - How silly is that !
No hay, £30 fine ! lol
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