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36 Perfectly Timed Animal Shots http://t.co/ItsABGnz via @wherecoolthings

5 years ago, 200-odd at 40 overs would've been reasonable going. But this is the era of smack-a-ball cricket and 300 has to be par.

According to what I've just seen on my phone, *the* party of 2013 is happening and @shift_plusone is there to witness it.

Anyways. Long and short of it - going to keep running Lexi until she explodes for good. Or splutters to a halt on the M1 as is more likely.

Art: What It Would Look Like If Pixar Made Star Trek - @Gizmodo http://t.co/riO6d7jW

Bluebell's purring is something I'm feeling rather than hearing. Reverberating right through my stomach. Weird as.

Bustin' out the python coding skills like a demon! (Well, busting out python coding 'hunt and peck and hope' skills, anyway.)

By posting this, and you reading this, and Facebook storing this, NOTHING WILL CHANGE. kthx

Bypassing the leaking auto coolant system with parts from a domestic heating system? Yeah. Real mechanics do that. http://t.co/xGeAdd3P

Could sleep, but hell, can't be bothered just yet...

echowarning New Post - London - Uttoxeter : Nighttime Dashcam!. Read it now at http://t.co/YLxdWh5P

echowarning New Post - SABRE Away Day - Milton Keynes. Read it now at http://t.co/6DdNm5Sq

En-route to the SABRE Away Day in Milton Keynes. Stopping for food at Toddington - it is snowing. Nowt major though.

Erk. Got the call from the garage to 'come take a look at something'. This could be less than awesome.

Essex folks - A12 is shut at Witham South heading Northbound. Queues are already back to A130. Avoid if you can! (Cc @BBCTravelAlert )

Fairly certain the vents and blower unit will still be damp inside. Have to run with the air con on all the time for a week I think.

Hahaha. Loving @nicotine_queen and @shift_plusone sending 'walking' snapchats, in response to mine from last night. Well played team!

Hey FB! Thanks for asking how I am. I'm great - but not as great as John Roy and Jilly Roy - congratulations on the arrival of The Project Mk 2 ;)

Hm. Just said (aloud) - "Google, can you search for HA reports on antiskid surfaces on the A12 north of Junction 17?". (I have no speed rec)

Hmmm. HOX update to 4.1.1 gets 30% in and then gives a red triangle. Don't *think* I've missed anything - relocked etc etc.

I cannot be destroyed by conventional weapons. But a bit of chlorine in the water and I'm a wreck. Shambolic. Spa only tomorrow!

I don't wish to alarm anyone, but after that vote in the Commons earlier, absolutely NOTHING has changed. I am shocked, I tell thee!

I have no idea why Bluebell ended up like this but she seems content regardless! http://t.co/lq2njdjNMv

Internet, assume someone has 1000 photos that are out of focus, and needs to fix them ALL. Any ideas?

It is almost as if she hadn't noticed I'd seen her... http://t.co/ByQAbuzF