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It is almost as if she hadn't noticed I'd seen her... http://t.co/ByQAbuzF

Bustin' out the python coding skills like a demon! (Well, busting out python coding 'hunt and peck and hope' skills, anyway.)

echowarning New Post - SABRE Away Day - Milton Keynes. Read it now at http://t.co/6DdNm5Sq

Bluebell's purring is something I'm feeling rather than hearing. Reverberating right through my stomach. Weird as.

Essex folks - A12 is shut at Witham South heading Northbound. Queues are already back to A130. Avoid if you can! (Cc @BBCTravelAlert )

My Kingdom for access to vSphere in the DC...

Little Warren Buffet, sat on his tuffet, eating his Heinz Baked Beans. That works. Totally.

Hm. Just said (aloud) - "Google, can you search for HA reports on antiskid surfaces on the A12 north of Junction 17?". (I have no speed rec)

So I'm off to a 5 Star hotel with @fire_brand - apparently wearing a Cyberdog T-shirt is inappropriate. This of course means I must do it!

I cannot be destroyed by conventional weapons. But a bit of chlorine in the water and I'm a wreck. Shambolic. Spa only tomorrow!

Not a shame at all - http://t.co/ttUcxFYQ - why bother with a religion that actively ostracises you at all?

When you click into lastfm for music suggestions, you begin to remember how terrible Spotify recommendations really are.

Art: What It Would Look Like If Pixar Made Star Trek - @Gizmodo http://t.co/riO6d7jW

Someone, I've ended up in a world of music populated solely by female-led christian rock groups. One of those things upsets me...

Jessica Cox: Pilot born without arms on flying with her feet. http://t.co/iV8r9pum Yeah. No arms, flies a plane, plays piano. Damn.

Hey FB! Thanks for asking how I am. I'm great - but not as great as John Roy and Jilly Roy - congratulations on the arrival of The Project Mk 2 ;)

Right. Flash original boot.img, restore nandroid backup, flash recovery.img and relock boot loader? That'll go back to stock, right?

Hmmm. HOX update to 4.1.1 gets 30% in and then gives a red triangle. Don't *think* I've missed anything - relocked etc etc.

Should be home my August at this rate. Start, get hot, stop, cool down. Repeat every 300 metres.

Photoset: sarahschietroma: It’s very simple. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard.... http://t.co/t4GcXfIXkB

Whoa. Accidentally turned on the new Gmail Inbox. Won't be making that mistake again. Undo undo undo!

Hahaha. Loving @nicotine_queen and @shift_plusone sending 'walking' snapchats, in response to mine from last night. Well played team!

Erk. Got the call from the garage to 'come take a look at something'. This could be less than awesome.

Anyways. Long and short of it - going to keep running Lexi until she explodes for good. Or splutters to a halt on the M1 as is more likely.

5 years ago, 200-odd at 40 overs would've been reasonable going. But this is the era of smack-a-ball cricket and 300 has to be par.