Andybon

Start ya ***** I wanna go for a ride out!

Big ebay listing done, Time to make some more space!

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Night on the xbox only just realising how loud the fan is on it, and I need some new games!

Aint it great how the weather cocks everything up you want to do!

Just learnt a lesson the hard way, never use too much car shampoo, it doesn't want to come off!

Wish this rain would ****** off!

I predict a Riot!

Time to get up and find something to do.

Please put this on your status if you know someone who is a ******, or maybe a complete and utter ****! Or maybe a two faced *****, or someone who needs a good hard punch in the face! Or a major selfish 'me me me' drama queen! These idiots affect the lives of many. There is still no known cure for these knobheads, but we can raise awareness. 93% wont copy and paste this, so lets see who the 7% with balls are.

You know you are getting old when you are no longer putting bigger wheels, big sound systems and spoilers on a car, instead you are fitting a set of roof bars!

Bike insurance renewall through...£500! They can stick that up their arse!

Well, Have finally got the reverse sensors working on the car!

Well, there's a first for me, dropping a bandit, 17 quid in me Arse pocket, result!

It's all gravy!

Has just made his first yearly contribution to put a few more pot holes in the roads of the UK. The second one comes next month when they bend me over for the car!