I only wanted to buy a Lexus. Why should it be so difficult.
(for Ipswhich, (sic), see dealer reviews)
I did all the usual research which I won't bother you with and turned
up at Cambridge to see one they advertised on the Lexus site. Turned out, they
were in chaos. All their stock is in some paddock miles away and couldn't be
got at without prior notification.
Apparently I should of phoned! Well, obviously.
They were most apologetic but they were awaiting new showrooms, But if I could
return 70 miles, tomorrow, they would dig it out and have it ready for a test
drive.
Lexus Leiceseter were advertising one I wished to see, but had to consult
someone before informing me that it wasn't on site. It was at Birmingham.
As I was now in Ashby de la Zouch that was another wasted journey.
But, never mind, I found the car on the Autotrader Internet site under
the Lexus Birmingham banner and a link which showed the dealer location.
Ever been to Brum?
Don't. Believe me, its another planet for a country boy like me, but, heh!,
......it was easy.
Problem was, it was the Saab site. The Lexus franchise had moved yonks
ago to the other side of Birmingham. Believe it or believe it not, the Saab
Salesman actually got me to follow him through 20 miles of darkest Brum right to
the door of Lexus Birmingham.
By now, the wife had now gone into orbit, had her hissy fit, follwed
by a coniption attack and had descended into hysterics. No car, but no car was
worth it least of all a b......y company who didn't know where its cars were or
where the depot was actually supposed to be.
However she was chuffed with the cuppa tea and the car, in that order.
If it had been a male saleperson, he would have been burned on the spot.
Anyway, I bought the car. After all I had spent a fortune chasing around
the East Midlands and I had to have something to show for it.
The least Lexus Brum could do would be to give the Saab guy a drink out of it.
I don't want to bang on, but unless somone in corporate Lexus
gets a grip on the current chaos, the organisation has the classic signs of
morbidity, brought on by a complacent view of their own importance, lack of focus
on new customer service and a very careless approach to sales promotion under
their changing circumstances.