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RT @paddydonnelly: Excited to announce our new iOS app for kids - Sleepasaurus! It’s a sleep trainer…with dinosaurs. Download it here: http…

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Joke

Cool story, bro: http://t.co/FbngW8WVs1

Plumbers: Laying pipe since 2700 B.C.

ADRIAAAAAAAANNNNN

RT @gingedarce: LIAM! Discover the People, Discover the Place, Discover Northern Ireland. http://t.co/DFBug8DEb4 //via @DiscoverNI & @avbgr…

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Forgot my Magic Mouse. Today will be a true test of my key combo knowledge.

“De Mechelis makes Garcia look like Beckenbauer.”

Decodificado

Lukaku is an astoundingly talented football player.

The new St. Vincent is all kinds of spicy ear fun.

RT @weinerdog4life: s*x is a lot like Mario Kart, you go really fast, you throw some bananas, Wario is there.

Stax Overflow: Ask questions about R&B and soul.

I have something in my eye

Customise Press-and-Hold in OS X: http://t.co/zdAd7EEO2y

Twitter’s good today.

Life milestone: First commit from a coffee shop.

How long do planes stay on “Final Approach”?

it’s a strange coincidence that a casting agent has the surname “Casting”

I like the website for this film that I am eagerly awaiting. http://t.co/X5yTk3wZ1V

comp.editors

they forgot to put a shadow in when the man catches the football

“So you two dig up dinosaurs? Hahahrawrrahaha” https://t.co/TwWG6DstmC