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  1. :lol:

    How did it go then, did you enjoy it?

    How did you blow the electrics, Barrie didn't try putting his hair dryer in the cigarette lighter socket again did he :P

    Just call me DriftBabe :lol:

    I loved it, it was totally amazing :D

    I am now completely hooked on going sideways :winky:

    Not quite sure what has happened with the electrics maybe they didn't enjoy being thrown around as much as I did :blush:

  2. Far away in the depths of the sea, two prawns, Justin and Christian, are swimming in the water. They are constantly being threatened by sharks.

    One day Justin says: "I'm bored and frustrated with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten..."

    Suddenly a mysterious cod appears and says: "Your wish is granted," and Justin turns into a Shark.

    Horrified, Christian swims off immediately, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

    Time goes by and Justin is bored and lonely as a shark. All his friends dash for cover whenever he is near. So when he chances upon the mysterious cod again he can't believe his luck. He begs the cod to change him from a shark, and lo and behold, he's turned back into a prawn.

    With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swims to his friends and buys them all cocktails. Looking around at the gathering reef, he searches in vain for his old pal.

    "Where's Christian?" he asks.

    "At home, distraught because his best friend turned into a shark and became his enemy." came the reply.

    Eager to put things right, Justin sets off for Christian's house. He bangs on the door and shouts: "It's me, Justin, your old friend. Come out and have a drink with me."

    "No way!" Christian shouts back. "You'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy. I'll not be tricked by you."

    Justin cries out in despair: "But I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again, Christian!"

  3. My old secretary was somewhat unstable to say the least (manic depressive) but to the big boss's she was sunshine on a rainy day, and consequently they didn't believe what I was saying.

    After one flip too many, we (me & other underlings) started to compile a day to day diary of what she was doing & how she was acting.

    After a couple of weeks I had a meeting with the boss & handed over the diary along with a few other bits added by others from H/O who had also witnessed outbursts and lies.

    Needless to say, with all the evidence in front of them they had to take action.

    So....my suggestion would be for you & your workmate to write down everything that happens (date, time, place etc) & present it.......if that doesn't do the trick....

    Follow Brettsters advice :duh:

  4. I have been asked if I can help find audiences for the recording of MY HERO.

    Starring James Dreyfus as Thermoman/George Sunday

    (has replaced Ardol O'Hanlon)

    Emily Joyce as Janet Dawkins/Sunday

    Hugh Dennis as Dr Crispen

    Geraldine Mc Nulty as Mrs Raven

    Lou Hirsch as Arnie & Philip Whitchurch as Tyler.

    Recordings take place at

    The Teddington Television Studios

    Broom Road

    Teddington

    Middlesex

    Dates available: 26th October; 6th November; 13th November; 2nd December; 9th December; 16th December & 23rd December.

    Audience is seated between 7-7.15 pm

    Show commences 7.30 pm & finishes 10pm

    Over 16's only

    If you would like more details or FREE tickets for this please p.m. me for details.

    p.s. no I'm not on commission, just helping out a very nice lady

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