Yo Bro, dude you need to check out the biggest and baddest dealer in The UK - Man, he don't have no cars but he has plenty of tools and can fix you up real good.
Check out PDiddy cars just behind the car park, mention my name and he'll thro in a ho for the afternoon. :zee:
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Excellent, thanks for that. Can I just point out to my fellow forumites that this post is, ahem, less than genuine. I am however seriously looking for somewhere to get my car serviced, so if there are any non-comedians out there please reply. Otherwise this chap will be back!
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Whassup sister, you gotta chill out man, only trying to help you honky. Word on the street is that yo car sitting on its *ss, what yo bin doin? :zee:
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All right, that's enough - this kind of thing may have been acceptable in the 1970s but things have moved on now you know. To be honest I'm surprised that no other forumites have suggested to this berk that he desists. In fact, aren't the administrators out there somewhere? Where are the internet police when you need them. And what about my car?