Another Blonde Joke !

Lex-aholic · 2006-03-03T15:42:01+0000

A Blond walks into a hair salon wearing earphones listnening to her walkman and asks for a haircut. Sure, says the hair dresser...let me take thouse earphones off of you... No, says the blond...I'm not taking these off...you'll just have to cut around them. Astounded hairdresser amazed and in disbelieve starts cutting hair with the earphones left on her head...customer's wish is customer's wish Blond continues comming to the hair dresser always with the earphones on and always keeping them on for the hair cut. Eventualy hairdresser's curiosity takes over and he decides to find out what it is the blond listens to. During the haircut, he takes off her earphones and as soon as he does...the Blond drops dead. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He slowly lifts up the earphones listens in and hears " Breath in....Breath out...Breath in...Breath out"

By Lex-aholic
March 3, 2006 in Lexus Owners Club Lounge

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