Thursday's Joke

[LexAzur]

I was having trouble with my computer so I called Harold, the computer guy, to come over.

Harold clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.

As he was walking away I called after him, "So what was wrong?"

He replied, "It was an ID 10 T error."

I didn't want to sound stupid but nontheless inquired, " An ID 10 T error, what's that in case I need to fix it again?"

The computer guy grinned.........." Haven't you ever heard of an ID 10 T error before?"

"No", I replied.

"Write it down", he said, "and I think you'll figure it out." So I wrote out ID10T.

I used to like Harold.

So this blonde chick gets pulled over by a blonde female officer. The cop asks:

"License and registration.."

The blonde looks confused, and the cop - growing impatient, repeats:

"License and registration, ma'am."

The blonde still looks at the cop, puzzled.

The cop then says, "You know, your license - the thing with your picture on it.."

The blonde goes, "Oh!" and hands the cop a small mirror.

The blonde cop looks at the mirror, and says, "Oh, why didn't you tell me you were a cop.. have a good day".