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  1. Happy Birthday gramps!

  2. Done that,either manual 54plate or sold
  3. 50 views but no suggestion HELP ME PLEASE
  4. Hi guys just wondering if anyone knows where I can get hold of a platinum ice 2005 '05plate auto with sat-nav, leather,17's? Cash waiting for the right car to deal before christmas. This is on behalf of a third party and has to be specific. Tried autotrader etc but struggling. Sorry about the title but just want people to see this. please be kind oh great wise moderators :winky:
  5. I work in Buglawton, driving an astral black 05 plate is200 what about you? will look out for you.
  6. Yup I have e-mailed prolex and waiting on them, however I am a complete technophobe/diy disaster so need the fitting done.
  7. If i use their dvd glove i think but i am after putting ps2 under pax seat. does anyone know if the sat nav is ntsc or if i can run the ps2 (pal)?
  8. Might pop along (from macc) just to observe the car park (always looking at mods being a new owner) if thats cool
  9. Thats through sat nav screen sorry
  10. quote for dvd install including player was £695, £595 without player rekon thats a touch pricey!
  11. Sorry if you have seen it b4 but funny none the less DON'T waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead. CINEMA goers: Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by having a p**s before the film starts. RAPPERS: Avoid having to say 'know what I'm sayin' all the time by actually speaking clearly in the first place. DON'T waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your identity stolen. Simply place a few dog turds in the bin bags along with your old bank statements. WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Simply drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed to remove the stains. SOLDIERS: Invest in a digital camera to avoid all that court martial tomfoolery after a trip to Truprint. MURDERERS: Need to dispose of a body? Simply parcel it up and post it to yourself via DHL. You will never see it again. BURGLARS: When fleeing from the police, run with your right arm sticking out at 90?, wrapped in a baby mattress in case they set one of their dogs on you. EMPLOYERS: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin. MEN: When listening to your favourite CD, simply turn up the sound to the volume you desire; then turn it down three notches. This will save your wife from having to do it. GAMBLERS: For a new gambling opportunity, try sending £50 to yourself by Royal Mail. BANGING: two pistachio nutshells together gives the impression that a very small horse is approaching. ALCOHOL: makes an ideal substitute for happiness. DRIVERS: If a car breaks down or stalls in front of you, beep your horn and wave your arms frantically. This should help the car start and send them on their way. PREVENT burglars stealing everything in the house by simply moving everything in the house into your bedroom when you go to bed. In the morning, simply move it all back again. CAR thieves: Don't be discouraged when nothing is on view. All the valuables may be hidden in the glove box or under a seat. DEPRESSED people: Instead of attempting suicide as a 'cry for help',simply shout 'Help!' thus saving money on paracetamol, etc. MOTORISTS: Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone whilst driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police will think you are listening to the sea. SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day. SINGLE men: Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Primark with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside. BOIL an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping the egg into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60 mph. After 3 miles, phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out the pan. ALCOHOLICS: don't worry where the next drink is coming from. Go to the pub, where a large selection is available at retail prices. McDONALD'S: Make your brown carrier bags green in colour so they blend in with the countryside after they've been thrown out of car windows
  12. yeah problem was the massive 3000k file even when cut it was still 550k sorted now through photoshop.
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