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I cannot be destroyed by conventional weapons. But a bit of chlorine in the water and I'm a wreck. Shambolic. Spa only tomorrow!

So I'm off to a 5 Star hotel with @fire_brand - apparently wearing a Cyberdog T-shirt is inappropriate. This of course means I must do it!

Hm. Just said (aloud) - "Google, can you search for HA reports on antiskid surfaces on the A12 north of Junction 17?". (I have no speed rec)

Little Warren Buffet, sat on his tuffet, eating his Heinz Baked Beans. That works. Totally.

My Kingdom for access to vSphere in the DC...

Essex folks - A12 is shut at Witham South heading Northbound. Queues are already back to A130. Avoid if you can! (Cc @BBCTravelAlert )

Bluebell's purring is something I'm feeling rather than hearing. Reverberating right through my stomach. Weird as.

echowarning New Post - SABRE Away Day - Milton Keynes. Read it now at http://t.co/6DdNm5Sq

Bustin' out the python coding skills like a demon! (Well, busting out python coding 'hunt and peck and hope' skills, anyway.)

It is almost as if she hadn't noticed I'd seen her... http://t.co/ByQAbuzF

Well for once reality and the weather app decide to agree... http://t.co/egfFmP8q http://t.co/h2Z2WqEc

Internet, assume someone has 1000 photos that are out of focus, and needs to fix them ALL. Any ideas?

Warm Bodies then. Bloody hilarious.

Well that is a new one on me. Park the car up and a wee chappie walks over to ask if I smoke weed. I assume he wanted to sell some?

En-route to the SABRE Away Day in Milton Keynes. Stopping for food at Toddington - it is snowing. Nowt major though.

Top marks to David Davis and Alan Milburn for looking at areas to agree and not just argue about on #anyquestions

echowarning New Post - London - Uttoxeter : Nighttime Dashcam!. Read it now at http://t.co/YLxdWh5P

Post updated 07/02/2013 - London - Lancaster : Dashcam Test!. Read it now at http://t.co/vIYeJG2q

Lovely outlook for the week.. http://t.co/vigLoNml (at least there is some variety in there...)

Rendering a video and I've finally given the Hackintosh enough work to do that the temps have gone above 60 degrees! http://t.co/j3FnlV2k

Ye gawds. How hard is it to find music that'll work with driving videos? Answer to that is 'very' by the way.

36 Perfectly Timed Animal Shots http://t.co/ItsABGnz via @wherecoolthings

I don't wish to alarm anyone, but after that vote in the Commons earlier, absolutely NOTHING has changed. I am shocked, I tell thee!

The MP who said redefining marriage was 'Orwellian' - he will be pleased to know that those who voted against will be redefined as 'EX-MPs'.