You, sir, have clearly never had the good fortune to visit Amsterdam. Go on, live a little. Never again do I want to hear you say the best £50 you ever spent was on a car battery, especially not out loud, or in public, kapeesh?
Think you sold it to me, the V5 had just come through if I remember correctly? Awful car, I sorted the rust but never was the fanny magnet I imagined it would be.