Ok here we go,
1983 Nova 1.3SR (should never have sold it)
1987 Maestro 1.3 (should never have bought it)
1983 Capri 1.6 Laser
1987 AxGT 1.4 (carb, not GTi)
1992 Clio 1.4RT
1991 205 GTi (1.6)
1989 Cavalier 2.0 (wifes)
1983 Golf Mk1 1.3 Driver (briefly)
19?? Renault Fuego (very briefly)
1991 Audi Coupe 2.0E (Favourite car I ever owned)
1987 Renault 5 GT Turbo (phase 1)
1992 XR3i convertible (wifes)
1990 Nova 1.5D (new job, long commute)
1994 Rover 400 1.8TD
1993 Rover 600
1998 Freelander (wifes, closest we ever got to a brand new car at 3months old)
Moved to Ireland then where cars are a lot more expensive to buy/tax/insure.
1995 Opel Omega estate.
1990 Suzuki swift (wifes, brilliant wee motor)
1998 Astra 1.4 (wifes)
1998 rover 400 1.4
1998 rover 200 1.4 (wifes)
2001 Focus estate 1.6 (wifes, later mine)
2003 Toyota Avensis D4d Tspirit (mine, later wifes)
2004 Citroen C4 1.4 (wifes)
2003 Lexus IS200 (mine, all mine, and a contender for my fave car along with the Audi) :D
Thats at least most of them, might have missed afew, specially in the early years.