A Smile A Day.....

[marjohn]

Just had to post this..... :)

Stolen from alt.autos.toyota:

BOUGHT A NEW LEXUS RX400H, AND RETURNED TO THE DEALER THE NEXT DAY

COMPLAINING THAT I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW THE RADIO WORKED. THE

SALESMAN EXPLAINED THAT THE RADIO WAS VOICE ACTIVATED AND THEN HE

SAID " NELSON." THE RADIO REPLIED, "RICKEY OR WILLIE?" "WILLIE" HE

CONTINUED AND "ON THE ROAD AGAIN" CAME FROM THE SPEAKERS.

I DROVE AWAY HAPPY AND FOR THE NEXT FEW DAYS EVERY TIME I WOULD SAY

"BEETHOVEN" I'D GET BEAUTIFUL CLASSICAL MUSIC, AND IF I SAID "

BEATLES" I'D GET ONE OF THEIR AWESOME SONGS.

ONE DAY A COUPLE RAN A RED LIGHT AND NEARLY CREAMED MY NEW CAR, BUT

I SWERVED IN TIME TO AVOID THEM. ''ASSHOLES!!'' I YELLED.

THE FRENCH NATIONAL ANTHEM BEGAN TO PLAY, SUNG BY JANE FONDA AND

MICHAEL MOORE, BACKED UP BY JOHN KERRY ON GUITAR, AL GORE ON DRUMS

AND BILL CLINTON ON SAX---

DAMN, I LOVE THIS CAR